Mar 21st, 2012

Coffee for the Masses

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I run a small company in town that sells a variety of different coffees. A lot of my business is actually from around the world. They are able to place orders on my website which than I will ship them a variety of freshly brewed coffee. Recently, though i have been updating my site regularly and keeping my choices of coffee stocked. Yet, I am getting less and fewer orders for my freshly brewed coffee. This is not a good thing to happen since 75 percent of my business is actually completed with online orders.

I was devastated thinking that it must be something with my coffee. So, I started searching around and found that I had some competition where I was once at the top of my search phrases I am no several pages in. I do not know a lot about the web so decided to get some help from a cheap search engine optimisation company. They explained to me that some of my pages, links, and other options on my website were not being crawled or indexed as they should be. So, I gave them the access, and within a week, I was starting to see my orders rise again. After a couple of weeks I was back at the top of Google with my coffee store. I was getting more orders than I ever had before.

Mar 2nd, 2012

Never Mind

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A very good friend that I work with has full faith in his fortune teller friend. He goes and sees her almost every week for one of his psychic readings. He always comes back to work all fired up over the phenomenal event that is going to happen in his life. The problem is the psychic is just close enough on her prediction’s to keep my friend holding on every week but he never gets what he expected.

There was this one time he said, He was going to get a money tree. How big a tree? We asked him. O this could be big he exclaimed. Well the psychic was right but he already had the tree, it was in his own backyard. The tree also turned out to be very profitable, for his next door neighbor that is. A few days after his reading, a big storm blew through his neighborhood and knocks down the money tree over his fence. The tree destroyed the neighbors aluminum shed. Luckily, my friend has good home owners insurance, just never mention the money tree to him, otherwise, you‘ll get “never mind”.

Dec 23rd, 2011

Charades in the Classroom

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Descriptive writing can be a challenge for English KS2 students. It is easy to teach descriptive writing with a written game of charades. Gather enough commonly recognized objects so that each student has a different object. Place one object on each student’s desk. Without naming the item, students must write a description about the item. When the writing is completed, collect all of the items and written work. Now the fun begins.

Students will now work in teams. The teacher reads each description aloud to the class. Teams then score points when they correctly identify the object based solely on the written description. To make the game more interesting, have the students do the writing portion at the beginning of the week, and the game at the end of the week. This will ensure that students rely solely on the written descriptions.

Nov 14th, 2011

My business trips are so boring

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It was the final leg of the journey Jim embarked on to handle a little extra business right before the holiday season. Having plenty of cash to spare and almost unlimited amount of time for leisure the young gentleman decided it was time for him to have a trip companion close by. With many selections to choose from it was only fitting that in this quiet region of England a local Birmingham escorts services agency would be called upon to satisfy the need for companionship.

Filling the days and evenings would be an easy part of fulfilling the interests of Jim’s business trip. He was no able to relax without thinking about the burden and complexities of upcoming meetings to be held during his trip.

After a satisfying and eventful time with his escort Jim began to realize that his business trip was not so boring and lonely after all. Business was taken care of, he was now going back home for the holidays, and he enjoyed a few thrilling nights on the town with his encounter and brief companion.

Nov 4th, 2011

Business Trip Calls

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It’s pitch black when the phone rings. You look through the fog of sleep at the clock radio that tells you that it is way too late to be receiving a call from anyone. Your hand grasps at the phone clumsily, nearly knocking it to the floor, and in a sleep drenched voice you ask, “Hello?”

The voice on the other end is so familiar to you as to immediately warm your heart. Then slowly the rest of you. She tells you about how much she misses you, and what she has been doing to sate herself while you’ve been away. Her story to you gets a little more dirty, and your breathing quickens. You can hear her excitement over the phone, and as time wears on, she can hear yours.

When you hang up a few minutes later, your phone sex in mind, you know your dreams are going to be a lot better.

Oct 10th, 2011

Best Trip Ever

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I have just returned home from what was the most wonderful trip of my entire life. Originally, I had come to Southampton with my girlfriend. However, we decided to breakup halfway through the trip. I was not sure how I was going to spend the rest of my time in Southampton. That was until I heard about the Southampton escorts.

I can still clearly remember the moment I first met my escort. Her beauty had literally taken my breath away. She was tall and lean. Yet somehow, she managed to have curves in all the right places. Her hair was long and very blonde.

We talked and flirted for a while after that. I loved the way she giggled and her voice was enticingly sexy. The evening progressed and things got even better.